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The world's most exclusive club... just 8 members spread across the continents (well, Noel now live in Perth, Australia). Every Wednesday since August 1986 the boys have been meeting to eat curry, chat, watch movies and to discuss (but not necessarily promote) world peace. No political or sociological problem is too difficult for us, nor so intractable that it can't be resolved over a chicken tikka mansuri.
Not a member? Then you never will be. Sorry, but places are strictly limited and all 8 are spoken for.
There are those who say that boys' night is sexist, racist, homophobic along with a few other "-ics" and "-isms" that we cannot even spell. On the other hand, we also have our detractors, which just goes to show that you can't please everybody
Boy's Night officially recognises the Taj Mahal in Bath Street, Southport as the greatest takeaway in the world.
Latest news 31/05/2026
"A historic gathering", "meal of the century", "unprecedented" - these are just some of the things no-one has been saying about Wednesday's sensational Boys' Night.
In the same way that the planets form a perfect straight line every billion years or so, all 6 of the [local] group made it to Martin's for an excellent al fresco, marred only by lengthy discussions about pensions and medical issues.
Can it ever be repeated? Tune in again to find out.
Two new images are available in the album to prove it actually happened.