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The world's most exclusive club... just 8 members spread across the continents (well, Noel now live in Perth, Australia). Every Wednesday since August 1986 the boys have been meeting to eat curry, chat, watch movies and to discuss (but not necessarily promote) world peace. No political or sociological problem is too difficult for us, nor so intractable that it can't be resolved over a chicken tikka mansuri.
Not a member? Then you never will be. Sorry, but places are strictly limited and all 8 are spoken for.
There are those who say that boys' night is sexist, racist, homophobic along with a few other "-ics" and "-isms" that we cannot even spell. On the other hand, we also have our detractors, which just goes to show that you can't please everybody
Boy's Night officially recognises the Taj Mahal in Bath Street, Southport as the greatest takeaway in the world.
Latest news 11/10/2026
Not much to say here (after 38 years, originality is wearing a little thin). Actually, this update is really all about the Board - see the lottery page.
The (now) four hardcore members met on Wednesday and mostly debated AI, as we do these days. Mark provided the latest demonstration.
If you are reading this, the website has successfully migrated to its new home. If you are not, then WTF?